Hard to Die

GenerationofSwine 1/14/2023 2:35:05AM 8.4

Breasts. How many of you, back in the 90s, actually rented it thinking you were getting "Die Hard?" None of you? Now how many rented it because it had a bra on the cover? Yeah, that's what I thought. Its another one of those movies I caught on HBO too late when I was a kid. Thank you latch-key childhood. You know the film already, it's Slumber Party Massacre. You know the film already, they hire a whole bunch of women, they film each one of them naked, they find an excuse to dress them in undies that, really, are only worn in the bedroom with the intention that they be taken off.... ...and then they work a loose...a VERY loose plot around it and have all the women scream and run around, which I am pretty sure movies like this inspired Bay Watch. So, really, why read this review, you already knew what you were going to get before you rented it.