The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

Chandler Danier 2/5/2026 4:13:29PM 8.4

Imagine being a 15 year old girl in 1980s Hollywood. You get a role in a children's movie. In this movie you are hyper-sexualized, show your panties, only wear revealing clothes, take off your top and stroke your nipples. Probably Epstein's favourite flick. It's a mess. But I actually found it funny. Captain is great and the State Home for the Ugly is fits with the fabulous insanity the movie hints at. I can't imagine what it was like to be a girl/woman in this. The shit that goes on in this kids movie is unbelievable.