The Park

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5.9
  • R
A dystopian coming-of-age movie focused on three kids who find themselves in an abandoned amusement park, aiming to unite whoever remains. With dangers lurking around every corner, they will do whatever it takes to survive their hellish Neverland.
  • Avatar Picture heartaem 5/9/2023 4:26:24 PM 8.4

    This had such a good premise but at the end of the day, half the actors can't act, some of the characters are fucking annoying as hell - Kuan was such a thorn in my side, I almost debated skipping through any scene with her in ; interesting character but done so wrong. I only really cared about Ines and the myth. Past that... a massive skip. Underwhelming, boring, ruined by the actors themselves, and it's a shame, because this could have been stellar. Easily the second most boring film I've watched so far in 2023. It doesn't drag, however, and the director got that done well; it all flows very well, it's just a case of the subject was boring. Alos was that queer bait or platonic friendship allo aro/ace because what the frick was all that? Last 20 minutes were the most exciting of the entire film.